Patrick Ma

Soundtrack of my life: "This is Why I’m Hot" My toes get cold easily. Once in middle school, my gum melted in my mouth. Baby blue is a divine color. I bet heaven is baby blue. Furry animals are cute, just not furry humans, well for the most part... My body is righteous because my hips don’t lie. As a foolish toddler, I stopped eating pork after watching Babe. I now consider myself a world class carnivore. I redefined drop it like it’s hot when I dropped a baby that pooped on me. BUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO! LET ME BABYSIT! Don’t ask me out, because I’m always in. I don’t walk it out, I Jesus walk through wall it out. I’m serious about everything in life. Really. I’m serious.